Can I just make a "Not me" Tuesday?...

(Run on sentences are required)

Today... while at Abby’s birthday party....... Emma’s van did not die. 

 And I did not drive her to the rental car place.  

And while I was NOT stuck at the rental car place in a certain parking spot because of a very large salesman (who was helping another very large customer) who was NOT standing directly behind my vehicle.

And I did NOT turn around and stare at them waiting for them to move.

After they finally did move and were out of earshot, I did NOT yell across the parking lot to my sister Emma, “OH my goodness! I was just stuck in a parking space for ages and I could not get out because this sales guy was giving some pitch to some other guy and they just wouldnt move their huge butts!”

And after that...the costumer who had been behind my car was NOT standing by Emma in a place where I couldn’t see… And he did NOT yell across at me saying, “Can I at least know your name if you are going to stare at my butt?” .................................and I did NOT die laughing

No, not me

 

Love always

Hollydee